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| India holds a certain sense of mystery for the world outside its borders...Please read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its ways...  OR ......? how ignorant they are ! this was taken from a Tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India ....
{N.B. The answers are the actual responses by the website officials....who obviously have an excellent sense of humor! }
Q : Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die [!]
Q : Will I be able to see Elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking {!}
Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees!!! Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa -
can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water !
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK )
A: You're a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore ,
and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers...Milk is illegal !!!
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets!!!
Q: Do you have perfume in India ? ( France )
A: No, WE don't stink. [LOL]
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth.
Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ?( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of
Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas !!!
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first...[omg!]
Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? ( Italy )
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime !!!
Q: Do you have Toilet paper? ( USA )
A: No!!! we use sand paper !!! (we have different grades)
...'Salaams' & Smiles to All...  ... Y a s m i n ... 
"Never Despair Of The Mercy Of Allah"
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پاکستان کسی بھی پاکستانی کے لئے اللہ کی سب سے بڑی نعمتوں میں سے ایک ہے. آج ہم جو بھی ہے یہ سب اس وجہ پاکستان کی ہے ، دوسری صورت میں ، ہم کچھ بھی نہیں ہوتا. براہ مہربانی پاکستان کے لئے مخلص ہو.
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