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'Assalaamualaykum '

 

Futuristic Airlines and how they will work....

Fasten your seat belts please...

Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, Sir. May I see your ticket?

 

Passenger: Sure.

Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5 please!

 

Passenger: What for?

Attendant: For telling you where to sit.

 

Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.

 

Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of $5.
It's the airline's new policy.

 

Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard! I won't pay it.

 

Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?

Passenger: Yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline will hear about this.

Attendant: Thank you. Your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would
you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?

Passenger: That would be Great ...Thanks.

Attendant: No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.

 

Passenger: What?!

 

Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.

Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.

Attendant: You can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt.

 

We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that $10.

Passenger: No way!!!

 

Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air
marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.

Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?

Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.

Passenger: Oh, all right, here - take the $10...

...I can't believe this !

Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir.

Is there anything else Ican do for you?

 

Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it?

Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two
quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.

 

Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?

 

Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of
charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents!

 

 

Passenger: I don't have any quarters.

Can you make change for a dollar?

 

Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!

Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.

Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents.

Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter... !
Whatever will I do with it?

 

 

Attendant: Hang on to it...

 You'll need it later for the Toilet... !

~ My 'Salaams' & Smiles to You All ~

~ Y a s m i n ~

"All that is on earth will Perish. But will abide {Forever}

the Face of thy LORD, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour"

{'Quran'- Surah Al-Rahman-55.26-27 }

 

 

Shukrans to my Sister in Faith who made this specially for me!