| ' Assalaamu `Alaykum ' -:) Smiles for All -:) | | | | | | | | I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. "
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
 but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
 but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
 Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, 
but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
 but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, 
but they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
| FOR THE JOB! 'SALAAMS & SMILES' Y a s m i n. "All that is on earth will Perish. But will abide {Forever} the Face of thy Lord, full of Majesty, Bounty and Honour" {'Quran'- Surah Al-Rahman-55.26-27 } | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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پاکستان کسی بھی پاکستانی کے لئے اللہ کی سب سے بڑی نعمتوں میں سے ایک ہے. آج ہم جو بھی ہے یہ سب اس وجہ پاکستان کی ہے ، دوسری صورت میں ، ہم کچھ بھی نہیں ہوتا. براہ مہربانی پاکستان کے لئے مخلص ہو.
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